There I was.

Sitting in my luxurious, red leather reclining chair one early evening. I flipped through the channels with minimal interest and profound disgust as I caught momentary glimpses of talk show hosts and news reporters.

A glass of aged wine in one hand and the TV remote in the other.

Crass people.

This world is so revolting.

But still, I watch.

I cannot and never will stop watching.

I may not be posting.

But I am watching.

Watching

Watching.

Watching.

I’m watching.

datass

What’s not to admire?

When you’re me, you can do anything.

HAHAHAHAHA.

I go on vacation with my lovely fiance and I come back to see children running around with axes and committing all sorts of unspeakable sins.

As soon as that black magic wears off you’re all going to regret this…

…But until then I think I will be watching.

((OOC: Huh. Haven’t been here in a while. I see there are some messages in my ask box, but I’ll answer them…later.))

No, I have him do other things.

askamanoyukiteru:

asksecondworldgod:

Yukiteru Amano…[/cautious stare]

(Yukkiteru approaches long-haired Yukkiteru cautiously, step-by-step…

His eyes widen as he gets closer and closer to the face that reminds him of the times he’s looked at himself in a mirror. Then, with the final step, he drops to…

OMGISITYUKKIXYUKKIOHNOSTOPIT

I’m eating this entire muffin and I’m not even sorry.

Today was a rather marvelous day.

I took a ride in my limo with my sweetheart and we went to the park. She accidentally fell into the lake after some birds attacked but it was alright, because we just laughed about it and then I passed judgement upon those winged demons and we took them home and had a nice duck roast.

Ms. Ueshita really is a fabulous cook

Then we sat by the fire and discussed our views on a new world over some wine; she really cares about the children and all that, you know.